We’re making our list and checking it twice.  We’re gonna find out who’s naughty…

(Screw “nice”!  You get enough holiday cheer on TV and the radio.  We’re looking to make the season naughty.)

Ladies, deck your halls with some of our fantastic new fetish clothing.  We especially love this super hot and super sexy leather long line corset with g-string.  This is a gorgeous custom-made corset.  It’s made of supple and soft leather, and the boning and hook and eye closures are sure to please.  The g-string is included for ultimate sexiness.

Guys, when your lover is decked out in her finest fetish lingerie, we know it doesn’t take you long to get up to speed (if you catch my drift).

But here’s a holiday game that you can play to get you both in the spirit.

Jingle Balls

Are you in for some teabaging with a twist?  You can do this either before, during, or after sex… Whenever you decide to do it, just take a walk into the kitchen and cover your balls with some of that leftover red and green frosting.  (You know you have some leftover from the cookie baking, right?)

Candy cane bonus?  Swirl some red and white frosting around your Johnson.

With the holiday season upon us, it’s time to start thinking about new ways to use that Candy Cane (yes, THAT Candy Cane).  If you’ve been with your partner for a while, guys, you might feel like you’ve unwrapped that box a thousand times before.  But it’s time to spice up the holidays with some kinky Kringle sex tips from Fetish Home Factory.

Santa’s Elves

Guys, it’s time to start thinking small.  Get down on your knees and start imitating Santa’s little helpers.  Get a pocket vibrator and you’re sure to spread a little bit of holiday magic (and her legs) in the process.  Want to make yourself feel like a real elf?  Keep a helium balloon close by to bring your voice up an octave or two.  Who knows… you might find that your lady has a little bit of an elf fetish.

Sexy Snow Angels

Who said sex has to be warm to be hot and steamy?  Get outside, get naked, get in the snow and make some naughty snow angels.  You’ll have distinct his-and-her patterns on the ground. 

Secret Santa

No, we’re not talking about the surprise gift exchange you do at the office.  We’re talking about putting a blindfold on your girl, dressing up in a Santa suit, and letting her get it on with the Jolly Old Elf.

Yes, Virginia, there really IS a Santa Claus.  …And he’s HORNY.

Happy Holidays from Fetish Home Factory!

What do you have planned for the upcoming Thanksgiving holiday? Is it a day that you spend with your family gathered around the table? We love this time of year… But maybe it’s just because we feel like we have so much to be thankful for. After all, we have you (our faithful readers and shoppers!) and we have so much great fetish gear. But what about that turkey?

Well, we don’t have any turkeys here at Fetish Home Factory. But we do have something that’s sure to make your Thanksgiving just a little spicier. After all, the holiday keeps getting less and less traditional. (Deep fried turkey, anyone? That’s a far cry from what the pilgrims had!) So you might as well put your own sexy fetish spin on this otherwise wholesome day.

After the family has gone home, play a little game of Pilgrims and Indians. With these great leather break away shorts, you can conjure up images of the pilgrims’ buckled hats. Only this is much sexier. Instead of a turkey popping out of the oven, you can pop a cock out of the break away pouch!

It won’t take too long for the timer to pop on this one!

Happy Thanksgiving (and receiving).

We’re familiar with different kinds of sex fetishes here at Fetish Home Factory, but there are still things out there that surprise us. Have you ever heard of exophilia?

(Yeah, we hadn’t, either.)

Exophilia is an attraction to extraterrestrial beings. That’s right, exophiliacs are attracted to aliens. But that’s not the kind of fetish that can easily be satisfied, is it? As far as extreme fetishes go, foot fetishists can play with shoes, and some necrophiliacs will go as far as to rob cemeteries. But what can an exophiliac do? After all, aliens are said to be more intelligent than humans. We wonder if that means they’re supposed to be more sexually advanced, too.

We’d suggest trying one of our custom spandex bodysuits. These great pieces can create an otherworldly appearance that might be satisfying to an exophiliac. Even if you aren’t into aliens, you might enjoy the spandex bodysuits. After all, they come in a wide variety of colors and styles—so you’re sure to be able to find one that’s perfect for your sexual desires. However you like it (human or alien!) you’ll be able to do it with the products here at Fetish Home Factory.

We’re all about safe sexual exploration here at Fetish Home Factory. We’d like to emphasize “safe,” there. We just learned about a strange story from the UK in 2007. A woman was accused of killing a French man during an erotic game. She wanted to “intensify an extreme sexual experience” by putting a knife to the man’s throat. In doing this, she sliced an artery in the man’s neck. After she did that, she is said to have stabbed him “in a frenzy of anger and frustration.”

Why do things like this happen in sex play? We’re not sure of the motives behind the woman’s actions, but we hope that it was, indeed, an accident. How can you prevent accidents like this from happening? You need to make sure you’re as safe as possible during sex play. That’s why Fetish Home Factory sells products that, when used properly, shouldn’t cause any serious harm. (We’re not saying you shouldn’t inflict pain—in fact, that’s where some of the fun is.)

Just keep your sex play safe and enjoyable for everyone involved. Sex should be pleasurable. Don’t turn something great into something tragic. Ensure you have all of the proper precautions in place.